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The "Would You Rather" game has been around for a long time. Going from 2nd grade kissing the swing set seat or kissing the fat girl on the swing, to full blown adult content. I will be answering the questions I had my beautiful fiancée pick out. Let's start!
1. Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200 pounds for the rest of your life? A) Well, beings that I used to be a very large child and preteen, I can say I'd much rather lose my dick. Being fat is terrible and you cannot hide that. Where as having no cock is very easily hidden. I love sex and beating off as much as any other guy but you don't know the struggle unless you've really been there. 2. Would I rather save 5,000 people from death and die knowing that no one would know it was you or live knowing that everyone would know you decided not to save 5,000 people's lives? A) Now this was a tricky one. If I was to die for people I sure as shit want everyone to know I did or else it was for nothing, because I'm dead and I can't think about how amazing I am for doing it. On the other hand it would be heroic. But I would much rather be alive and let them die, I know i know I'm a terrible person, but what morals I have do not really give me the push to be said person. Like I said if I did die for them I'd want a fucking statue in my honor in all of their living rooms and the city it happened. But that's not the case unfortunately. 3. Would you rather freeze to death or burn? A) That's pretty obvious, I'd freeze. Because I'd be able to sit there and come to terms with it versus feeling my face melt off as I spontaneously combust. 4. Would you rather pull all your nails out or your teeth? A) I would gladly pull nails instead, mainly because they are held by thin skin. Whereas the teeth are bone, and they are rooted into your jaw bone. No fucking way. 5. Would you rather have forever love or unlimited money? A) Baby, if you're reading this I'm sorry but I know you'd do that exact same thing. Enough said. 6. Would you rather have sex with Jessica Alba with a penis, or Channing Tatum with a vagina? A) No matter how I answer this, it's really gay. I'm not saying gays bad, but it's bad for me because I'm straight but I gotta go with Jessica, doggy style with pants on that only shows the ass. And no reach around a for her, not okay. 7. Would you rather your body be found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs? A) I'd rather be found on sex toys, because then everyone would know that I was pretty active sexually, but on the bad side they'd think I died from a monster dildo or thunderbeeds. So it's kinda better, right? 8. Would you rather bang your mother in your girlfriends body or bang your girlfriend in your mothers body? A) This is severely fucked up in every way you can think. There is no win here. I would have to do the girlfriends body, sorry mom but you gotta understand. I can't fuck my girlfriend in my mothers body, I worked for 9 long months to get the fuck out or there and no way if ever go back. 9. Would you rather drink a quart of cum or a glass of period blood? A) I just puked in my mouth a little.. For one, that much cum has to be from at least 10+ dudes. That's basically you being in a bukkake or however you spell it. And the cum is all alive and swimming around.. But then you have the uterine wall and pulverized eggs in liquid form... That's disgusting. I guess I'm getting my expert red wings merit badge because I will NOT drink a whole quarter of jiz, that's how much milk I put in my serial, hell no. 10. Would you rather put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall as hard as possible or bite down as hard as possible onto a nail file and yank it out? A) Jesus, well uh.. I'd choose the nail file. I can't even imagine the pain and the amount of possible splinters you'd have lodged under your toenail. Fuck that. Okay, so that's 10 of the most disturbing would you rather questions I've ever read or heard. I just want to say to all those out there that come up with these, you need a therapist or psychologist. To just sit there and think of the most morbidly disturbed things is obviously a borderline cereal killer mind or fucked up fetish, because I found some that were waaayyy fucking worse but there was no way I was going to allow that shit on here and answer them. Because I think I'd need a therapist for rehabilitation for just thinking of doing the things I read. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go see my priest and get baptized again.
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Seems like one of the biggest issues in our country right now is the debate on what we should be doing about ISIS. Because I have seen many debates on a political level as well as on a concerned citizen level. All of them have some good standing, some more than others.
A lot of people are wanting to bring the fighting to a truce or some kind of stalemate. Which to me isn't even possible, they have announced that they won't stop, so what's the point? Normally I'd say lets just let them fight and have a civil war because it's not our place to step in. But they are attacking us, and if there was a way to get all the innocent people out. And have all the ISIS members only in the country, nuke the fuck out of them or something. It's a very inhuman way of thinking but they're going to do the exact same to us. And before anyone says that we would be just like them, we really wouldn't. Because the difference is that one, we gave them guns to help out their civil war in the beginning and now they're mad at us? Idk their logic there. Two, they're deliberately killing us, when we didn't even kill anyone innocent of theirs. So I say knock them out in one fowl swoop. You cannot stop what their views are of us, idk if our government did some top secret shit that got them pissed but from what I can see, we shouldn't sit and wait for more attacks, bombings or worse. I think we should simply take the problem right to the core and wipe it out. But hey, that's my opinion. Astrology, of all the uses of our scientists time and the money they make, you'd think they would have a much more important position to play. Maybe find a way to live on Mars, find another intelligent life form, or even find a way to make the ozone layer more reliable and patch it up. Now that I got that out of my system, back to the topic at hand. Why do people believe horoscopes? The way I see it and have experienced it, is that the horoscopes are incorporated with the method gypsies use. As gypsies use body language and the most common events in a persons life, that's what happens with horoscopes. I've read mine multiple times, and they do have good reads. But I've read many others like cancer, Leo, and Virgo and they all have exact predictions of my daily life, emotions, events, etc. and mine being libra has predicted absolutely nothing in relatation to to how my day was/is. So really I don't think they are a legit form or advise or predictions unless it's coincidental, or actual advise you'd hear from mom and teachers while growing up. I think it's a way for people to see past all the irritating shit in life and think of the possibility that there's a greater plan for themselves. And if it floats your boat then whatever I don't care, just don't try pushing this ludicrous shit on me. It's also a business for money making, but before you go on telling me it's all free and blah blah. Majority of the horoscopes are free, from apps to the daily newspaper (are newspapers even a thing anymore?). Yet you pay for the newspaper, the astrologist that wrote them are getting percentages most likely. Apps have adds, and in-app purchases for stuff that you don't even need but people find it necessary. They get paid enough as is, why should we fuil their wallets when all we get is the same predictions and advise almost everyother day? Because the stars and shit aren't talking to us. They aren't sending us tablets enscribed with the daily horoscopes whenever a meteor falls. So tell me how any of this makes sense? I'm a typical Capricorn. I'm hardworking, loyal, and sometimes stubborn, and I don't believe in astrology. This has probably been a highly asked question for the last millennium, if not longer. And almost everyone is going to say yes, and a few will say no. Why, you ask? I'll tell you.
1. Attractive people have the advantage of being healthy and staying that way. You can't be attractive and unhealthy, and by attractive I'm not talking about a guy who's into 300+ girls. I'm talking about today's version of perfect. You cannot stay the way you look without serious commitment, diet, and exercise. Unless you're that girl from high school who either stuck your finger in your throat after lunch or the one with a freaky fast metabolism. 2. They can almost always get whoever they want, partner or sexual encounter wise. They have jawbones and thigh gaps for fuck sake! Who wouldn't panty drop for that shit?! Unless like I said before, you're into fat people. 3. They are very persuasive. I don't know about you but if Kate Upton or for my fiancée Adam Levine walked up to either one of us and told you to rob an old lady for them to sit on your face.. I'm guessing you'd have a pocket full of cash and denture cream to go along with a nice night and a drenched face. (So for the fucked up images you must be imagining.) But even though they have only these three things, and many other added, they have many disadvantages as well. A lot of them are very dumb, even though it's "proven" they are supposed to be smarter, I have met more stupid hotties than smart ones. They also tend to have an ego the size of there breasts or pecks. Douche oriented really. As well as the final disadvantage of being degraded for their looks, not being good at anything because their looks got them thus far already. So really we have good and bad here. But to me I couldn't care less, most beautiful people are ass holes anyway, if they aren't, they've got some sort of underlying issue. So my fiancée Katelynn was given the diagnosis of A.D.D. About a year ago. Mainly because I had to make her, she just wouldn't pay attention to anything. EVER. For those of you who don't know what A.D.D. Is, it is a chronic condition that causes attention difficulties, hyperactivity, and impulsiveness. Now her biggest problem is that she has severe selective hearing and attention issues. I could be right next to her get stabbed in the fucking chest over and over and after the culprit leaves, then she'd look over and ask "what babe". Like, I'm already dead but hey thanks for the help.
Yet it sucks from time to time, I couldn't imagine her without it. The impulsiveness comes in with good and bad qualities as well. One night she may be impulsively ripping my cloths off and not have a good reason other than she was really hyper and wanted to exercise it off. By all means, I'm here to be her fucking bo flex whenever! But then there are times were she just wants to run around the house like a retarded seal on cocaine. But every person with this doesn't have all the same symptoms. For instance Katelynn will literally shake JUST her foot, all night.. While sleeping. Because her body cannot stop moving. We can't really watch TV or movies all the way through because she can't refrain from getting on her phone, computer, iPad, or read. Who reads in the middle of a fucking movie? Even though she has all these weird and sometimes annoying quarks, the A.D.D. Really makes her a more interesting and fun person to be around. She's even impulsively bitten me.. Fucking weird but it's okay. I think people with A.D.D. Are much more enjoyable than a normal person. Because she'd probably be so annoyingly boring without it. This is by far one of the most widely debated topics amoung Americans. There are many parties; political, humanitarian, and religious that are against and for capital punishment. There are very valid points to both sides, such as teaching the people killing is bad by killing the killer. Say that three times fast! Anyway, it does beg the question of weather or not we are being hypocritical by allowing the deaths of these criminals.
To me, I believe the death penalty is a very good idea. Sure it's not going to be in a lot of people's good graces, but the fact is that we need a symbolicly enforced law that will help keep these fucking animals in check and make them use what's little left of there commen sense. If they even have any. People are so quick to have dogs and other animals put down for attacking their kids or themselves. When there is no difference between a murderer and the dogs. And upbringing may play some factor in this, but I believe that everyone has a choice, and should choose the right one. If they choose to go down a path of darkness and murder then so be it, and you'll just meet good ol' sparky. We Americans play the humanitarian cards much too little in the important areas and too much in the areas that are not important. A humans life is sacred, but to abolish one mans life to save the lives of how ever many more he would have taken is worth it. Because there is no rehabilitation for these people, they get blood crazy like a rabid dog and all we can do is put them down. For or those of you who are probably asking this question, what of those who are wrongly incarsorated for self defense murders and accidental. These people are different. If I were in downtown Chicago and a man came up to me and my fiancée with a knife and was going to stab either me or her I would gladdly take that fucker down if I had no other choice. And the incarsoration for said incident is severely unjustified. We shouldn't have to be afraid to defend ourselves from scum to the point that we let these people hurt us. There needs to be an entire, yet thorough system to pick out the cases of self defense, accidental(hunting, car, and piano falling), and deliberate murderers. So we can punish those who deserve it to the fullest and protect those who don't. If it was really up to me they would be punished the way they committed the crime, but then we would have to supply fucked up and twisted jobs to these weirdos. So all in all, our government and the people of America need to take all these points into consideration. And find a way to properly take care of our domestic problems. One life lost for the better(in some ways), is much greater than losing how ever many more that one life could possibly destroy. Okay, so this is a question that was brought to my attention earlier today. Is TV too white? I'm not ENTIRELY sure what this is implying but I kind of have an idea. If it is a question of whether or not TV has a much higher ratio of white ethnicity over Black, my answer is very simple. Have you ever seen fresh prince, in living color, or many other TV shows that are very diverse. It's actually very fucking disappointing because this is still an ongoing topic/issue since the mid-1800's.
I have a cousin who's black, not saying that's a pass or anything, but the fact that our society is still asking such dumb ass questions is very unnerving. Because the entertainment business is very kean on making sure that there is not only an ethnicity mixture, but as well as a gender mixed community. Which goes to show that the racism/equality laws that are severely enforced are really a big deal still. Because there are still a lot of minor and sever versions of court cases showing fair and unfair trials. Over all, I believe that the TV business I not "too white". Our society is still very racism oriented to the point where the "N" word is still a black persons offensive term. Where I consider the "N" word to be a class of people that is made of all ethnicties that are free loading ass holes that live off of food stamps and government assistance that DO NOT deserve it. Those who do need it definitely got the short end of the stick and have my support via taxes and community serveses whenever need be. Hello everybody!
To start us off I'd like to introduce myself! My name is Kyle Dillon, I am 21. I am engaged to the most wonderful woman I've ever met, her name's Katelynn. She will eventually make her way into this. She's not so argumentative, which is good and weird becaus I've never met a woman who doesn't love to argue. Well, she loves arguing with me, just not with anyone else. Very passive aggressive this one. Anyways, What I do for a living doesn't even correspond to what my blog, YouTube, or any discussions relate to. I am work for a Electronics recycling company as an Asset Recovery Specialist working in sales oriented work. I enjoy what I do, but I'd like to do what I love and that's telling it how it is on anything thrown my way. Which I can't really do at work or else I'd probably get fired. Nobody wants that. And if you do, oh well. There are many reasons why I decided to take on the blogging, video recording, and podcasting (later on) of this specific line of open minded - no filtered discussions. 1: I've got a million thoughts racing in my head daily that piss me off. Topics or situations that really just don't feasibly make sense to the mentally cable people. 2: A lot of things out there that are hilarious to talk/debate about that makes people uncomfortable. And I want to openly discuss this because if I don't, who will? Besides maybe a couple thousand other rebels out there. 3: Because I don't have the time to really go hangout with people day to day with a full time job to actively exercise my opinions and thoughts. When I can come home and lay in my damn bed and simply put it out into the world through a screen where millions can get involved versus the few semi intelligent people I may end up having these conversations with. Now obviously I won't be expecting many people to get involved right away with this. I'll probably be months away from actual mass interaction on a probable scale. And for a while I'll be mainly in the blog. Once I get enough rep I'll begin the videos and pods after. But in the mean time I hope that you will read this and the following posts and find enjoyment. And hopefully you'll come back. If not whatever you can't handle the shit. For those who can, please comment topics. I don't care really what they are. They can be demented as hell, serious, funny, political, farming, the fuck if I care. I'll tell you what I think and why I do. So go ahead and look around, comment, subscribe, give me ideas and topics. Contact information is located in our contact page or YouTube or gmail or whatever, Just do it. |